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All it takes is faith, trust, and a shit ton of fandoms to TAKE OVER AND RUIN YOUR LIFE (ノД`)・゜・。
~SOMETIMES NSFW~

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siggymcpissyface:

siggymcpissyface:

siggymcpissyface:

Thinking about cronkri au’s at universals Halloween horror nights

Au where they go to horrornights and cronus is the one who gets scared shitless

Another au where cronus brings mituna to horror nights and they’re both scared shitless while latula and kankri just stand there with headaches.

curiouslymistook:

healthycomfyhappy:

blk0912:

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

Needed this today

when you hear people preach that it gets better, they aren’t joking. if it’s not better yet, it will be. 

this post could literally be saving lives rn and that is why i love this website.

i work at a halloween haunted house park
Guy who works in a haunted house: The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.
Me: Yeah? Why's that?
Guy: If they're wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?
Me: uh
Me: i dont get it
Guy: you can see their bras. Its funny.
Me: did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl's have breasts?
Some girl walking past: What? We have... Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
some other boy: HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?
girl: I DONT KNOw? BREASTS APPARENTLY??
other boy: *SCREAMING*
girl: *SCREAMING*
me: *SCREAMING*
first boy: uh fine whatever fine i get it jesus christ

sarakobus:

Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍

Homestuck fandom 2012-13: FUCK YOU HUSSIE OH MY JEGUS STOP SCREWING WITH US WHAT THE FUCK WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS YOU ABSOLUTE FESTERING PIECE OF SHIT
Homestuck fandom 2014: oh god what have we done. i'm so sorry. please forgive us we love you

hanari-502:

ccharlesxavier:

jesuschristvevo:

do i have to listen to maroon 1 2 3 and 4 before listening to maroon 5?

i skipped straight to maroon 5 so i could get to the trolls

HOW DARE YOU SKIP THE INTERMAROON